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The Mark, Tom And Travis Show, Blink-182
The Mark, Tom And Travis Show
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2000

 
Duration: 69:31  
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1
Dumpweed Lyrics
Its understood, I said it many ways
Too scared to run, Im too scared to stay
I said Id leave, but I could never leave her
And if I did, you know Id never cheat her
But this I ask, its what i want to know
How would you feel if I should choose to go
Another guy, you think itd be unlikely
Another guy, you think hed want to fight me

Shes a dove, shes a fuckin nightmare
Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here
On the go and its way too late to play
I need a girl that I can train

I heard it once, Im sure I heard it twice
My dad used to give me all of his advice
He would say you got to turn your back and run now
Come on son, you havent got a chance now

Shes a dove, shes a fuckin nightmare
Unpredictable, it was my mistake to stay here
On the go and its way too late to play
I need a girl that I can train

I need a girl that I can train
I need a girl that I can train
Turn your back and run now
You havent got a chance now
02:52 192 3,93 ˆ0.10
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Don't Leave Me Lyrics 02:37 192 3,57 ˆ0.10
3
Aliens Exist Lyrics
You don't, you won't
No way I say
You didn't, you doesn't
You isn't, you wasn't
You wouldn't, you couldn't
You oughn't, you shouldn't
Love nobody but me

You're mine, not his
You are, you is
I mean it, I seen it
I did it, I done it
I do, you know
You can't, you shan't
Love nobody but me

That's all, that's it
I ain't jealous of the fellas
That you hang around with
Don't pay no mind
And I'm telling you one more time

That's all, that's right
I ain't waitin', ain't fakin'
No maybes no mights
My heart don't lie
And I'm telling you one more time

You don't, you won't
No way I say
You didn't, you doesn't
You isn't, you wasn't
You wouldn't, you couldn't
You oughn't, you shouldn't
Love nobody but me

You don't, you won't
No way I say
You didn't, you doesn't
You isn't, you wasn't
You wouldn't, you couldn't
You oughn't, you shouldn't
Love nobody but me

You're mine, not his
You are, you is
I mean it, I seen it
I did it, I done it
I do, you know
You can't, you shan't
Love nobody but me
Love nobody but me

You don't, no way
You didn't, you doesn't
You isn't, you wasn't
You couldn't, you wouldn't
Love nobody but me

You're mine, you are
I mean, I seen it
I did it, I done it
You knew you shouldn't
Love nobody but me
Love nobody but me
Love nobody but me
03:38 192 5,01 ˆ0.10
4
Family Reunion Lyrics
Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd n twat.
Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd n twat.
Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd n twat.
Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd n twat.
I fucked your mom!
I wanna suck my dad, and my momma too.....Oh, is this thing on?
00:58 192 1,35 ˆ0.10
5
Going Away To College Lyrics
Please take me by the hand
Its so cold out tonight
Ill put blankets on the bed
I wont turn out the light
Just dont forget to think about me
And I wont forget you
Ill write you once a week she said

Why does it feel the same
To fall in love or break it off
And if young love is just a game
Then I must have missed the kick off
Dont depend on me to ever follow through on anything
But Id go through hell for you and

I havent been this scared in a long time
And Im so unprepared so heres your valentine
Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
This worlds an ugly place
But youre so beautiful to me

Ill think about the times
She kissed me after class
And she put up with my friends
I acted like an ass
Id ditch my lecture to watch the girls play soccer
Is my picture still hanging in her locker

I havent been this scared in a long time
And Im so unprepared so heres your valentine
Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
This worlds an ugly place
But you're so beautiful
03:26 192 4,72 ˆ0.10
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What's My Age Again Lyrics 03:23 192 4,66 ˆ0.10
7
Dick Lips Lyrics
Please, mom
You ground me all the time
I know that I was right
All along

And I'm hoping
Remember I'm a kid
I know not what I did
Just having fun

You couldn't wait for something new
And yesterday I thought of you
It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
It's too late, I fell through

Nothing to lose
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me because I blew it once before

Shit, dad
Please don't kick my ass
I know I've seen you trashed
At least one time

Can I blame it
On one of my dumb friends
It's been awhile
Since I have used that line

You couldn't wait for something new
And yesterday I thought of you
It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
It's too late, I fell through

Nothing to lose
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me because I blew it once before

(Alright)

Nothing to lose
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me because
03:29 192 4,77 ˆ0.10
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Blew Job Lyrics
It'd be nice to have a blow job
It'd be nice to have a blow job
It'd be nice to have a blow job
It'd be nice to have a blow job
It'd be nice to have a blow job
It'd be nice to have a blow job
It'd be nice to have a blow job
It'd be nice to have a blow job...
FROM YOUR MOM
00:56 192 1,30 ˆ0.10
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Untitiled Lyrics 03:05 192 4,21 ˆ0.10
10
Voyeur Lyrics
And when the day ends I'm sure she feels sorrow
The lonely guy I am, I like to watch her change
I've been here two days, I'll sure be here tomorrow
i'd eat her all if she were on my dinner plate

(And I wish)
I wish she'd be more kind now
I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down
I've seen everything there is to be shown
I followed her all the way home

I can't be too cool in a tree with my pants down
The air is cold and I've got splinters in my feet
She caught me once, but I don't think that she cares now
Unlike before, her view is now blocked by a leaf

(And I wish)
I wish she'd be more kind now
I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down
I've seen everything there is to be shown
I followed her all the way home

I bet this last time's the one time too many
The rush of waiting is burning through my head
Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week
He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred

I've made mistakes by looking in the wrong window
Her dad is big and I've never seen his face
I've been here two days, and I'll sure be here tomorrow
My lady's so sweet, she likes to entertain

(And I wish)
I wish she'd be more kind now
I'm out of luck 'cause the shades are pulled down
I've seen everything there is to be shown
I followed her all the way home

I bet this last time's the one time too many
The rush of waiting is burning through my head
Right after supper her brother shower's twice a week
He kicks my ass so much, that filthy white inbred

(1, 2, 3, 4)
03:23 192 4,66 ˆ0.10
11
Pathetic Lyrics
I know I'm pathetic, I knew when she said it
A loser, a bum's what she called me when I drove her home
There's no more waiting and sure no more wasting
I've done all I can but she still wants to be left alone

You got, you got, you got to help me out
And I'll try not to argue
No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out
Mistakes are hard to undo

Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
I think I'm different, but I'm the same and I'm wrong
Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
I think I'm different, this is where I belong

I think it's disgusting, believing and trusting
If I gave a fuck there would be nothing for me to prove
Although it's amusing, it's slightly confusing
I've done all I can but her ego is still hard to move

You got, you got, you got to help me out
And I'll try not to argue
No one, no one, no one likes a drop-out
Mistakes are hard to undo

Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
I think I'm different, but I'm the same and I'm wrong
Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
I think I'm different, this is where I belong

Don't pull me down, this is where I belong
I think I'm different, this is where I belong
02:22 192 3,26 ˆ0.10
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Adam's Song Lyrics 04:32 192 6,25 ˆ0.10
13
Peggy Sue Lyrics
I know what it's like to be alone sitting in your room
Listening to all the doubts that your parents have to say to you

And as your head gets all cluttered inside
Try to stay awake
Everything they say are lies
That's all the shit that you ever have to take

So hold in all your aggresions
Because your grinding your teeth on down to
The bottom of your chin

It's not easy or so damn pleasing
To not laugh at everything they say that
They tell you what to be you're not alone

I know what it's like to be denied at everything you do
It's not the same reason why that
Makes you change the things that you once knew

As your head gets all cluttered inside
Give more than you take
Everything they say are lies
That's all the shit that you ever have to take

So hold in all your aggresions
Because your grinding your teeth on down to
The bottom of your chin

It's not easy or so damn pleasing
To not laugh at everything they say that
They tell you what to be you're not alone

You say you want to take off your shoes just to
Walk barefoot down the street
Just to be the things that you can be
Just live for one more week (Go!)

You say you want to take off your shoes just to
Walk barefoot down the street
Just to be the things that you can be
Just live for one more week

So hold in all your aggresions
Because your grinding your teeth on down to
The bottom of your chin

It's not easy or so damn pleasing
To not laugh at everything they say that
They tell you what to be you're not alone
01:50 192 2,53 ˆ0.10
14
Wendy Clear Lyrics
Lets take the boat out on the bay
Forget your job for just one day
I wish it didnt have to be so bad
It might be innapropriate because
Either way our band get dropped
I wish it didnt have to be so bad

But Id play with fire to break the ice
And Id play with a nuclear device
Is it something Ill regret?
Why do I want what I cant get?
I wish it didnt have to be so bad

The three-date theory is getting old
Everyone is getting left out in the cold
I wiwsh it didnt have to be so bad
So Ill see you with another guy
Who pretends not to hear you when you cry
I wish it didnt have to be so bad

But Id play with fire to break the ice
And Id play with a nuclear device
Is it something Ill regret?
Why do I want what I cant get?
I wish it didnt have to be so bad

Ill be moving on
04:09 192 5,69 ˆ0.10
15
Carousel Lyrics
I talk to you every now and then
I never felt so alone again
I stop to think at a wishing well
My thoughts send me on a carousel
Here I am standing on my own
Not a motion from the telephone
I know not a reason why
Solitudes a reason to die

Just you wait and see
As school life is a
It is a woken dream
Aren't you feeling alone?

I guess its just another
I guess its just another
I guess its just another night alone

Now as I walk down the street
I need a job just to sleep in sheets
Buying food every once in a while
But not enough to purchase a smile

A tank of gas is a treasure to me
I know now that nothing is free
I talk to you every now and then
I never felt so alone again

Just you wait and see
As school life is a
It is a woken dream
Aren't you feeling alone?

I guess its just another
I guess its just another
I guess its just another night alone
03:40 192 5,05 ˆ0.10
16
All The Small Things Lyrics
All the small things
True care, truth brings
Ill take one lift
Your ride best trip
Always, I know
Youll be at my show
Watching, waiting, commiserating

Say it aint so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Na, na......

Late night, come home
Work sucks, I know
She left me roses by the stairs
Surprises let me know she cares

Say it aint so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Na, na......

Say it aint so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Keep your head still, Ill be your thrill
The night will go on, my little windmill

Say it aint so, I will not go
Turn the lights off, carry me home
Keep your head still, Ill be your thrill
The night will go on, my little windmill
03:26 192 4,72 ˆ0.10
17
Mutt Lyrics
He pauses shaving and he tells himself that he is the bomb
She has her curlers set, her credit cards are paying the funds
Hes not that old, Ive been told a strong sexual goal
He goes out every day, she goes every way, oh yeah
And they dont even care at all

Shes open waiting for more
And I know hes only looking to score
And it is way too unhealthy
Often they typically
Been starved for attention before

She smokes a dozen and he doesnt seem to notice the smell
He took the seat off his own bike because the way that it felt
He wants to bone, this I know she is ready to blow
They go out every night, his pants are super tight, oh yeah
And they dont even care at all

Shes open waiting for more
And I know hes only looking to score
And it is way too unhealthy
Often they typically
Been starved for attention before
03:47 192 5,22 ˆ0.10
18
The Country Song Lyrics
Take off your pants, dad
Your penis is the biggest thing my butt ever had
'Cause I know it feels so good
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
00:57 192 1,31 ˆ0.10
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Damnit Lyrics 03:08 192 4,31 ˆ0.10
20
Man Overboard Lyrics
So sorry it's over, So sorry it's over
There’s so much more that I wanted and
(So sorry it's over)
There’s so much more that I needed and
(So Sorry it’s over)
Time keeps moving on and on and on
Soon we’ll all be gone

Let's take some time to talk this over
You’re out of line and rarely sober
We can't depend on your excuses
Cause in the end it's fucking useless
You can only lean on me for so long
Bring the ship about to watch a friend drown
Sit out on the ledge, begged you to come down
You can only lean on me for so long

I remember shots without a chaser
Absent minded thoughts now you’re a stranger
Cover up the scars put on your gameface
Left you in the bar to try and save face

You can only lean on me for so long
Bring the ship about to watch a friend drown
Sit out on the ledge, begged you to come down
You can only lean on me for so long
So sorry it's over, so sorry it's over
There’s so much more that I wanted and
(So sorry it's over)
There’s so much more that I needed and
(So sorry it’s over)
Time keeps moving on and on and on
soon we’ll all be gone

Man on a mission can’t say I miss him around
Insider information, hand in your resignation
Loss of a good friend best of intentions I found
Tight lipped procrastination
Yeah later, see you around
02:46 192 3,82 ˆ0.10
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Words Of Wisdom Lyrics
(T)- Tom
(M)- Mark
(S)- Satan

(T)- I’m gonna come back and I’m gonna start, I’m gonna start a therapeutic massage center only for for
(M)- I’M GONNA START MY OWN NUDIST COLONY!
(T)- That’d b gross, we tried that in our bus one time
(M)- I tried to start a nudist colony one time on our bus and it wuz pretty much jus me hangin out naked…. They love u Tom
(T)- THEY LOVE ME SO FUCK EVERYBODY ELSE!!!
(M)- yea, fuck all u guys out there that r cheering we hate u Tom u suck dick burn in hell
(T) yea fuck that, hey I say, I say fuck the hating Tom thing, that’s what I say, r we ready Mark?
(M)- Ya know what it is, ya know wut it iz… a lot of these people r now jus jumpin on the ‘we hate Tom band wagon’ I’ve been hatin Tom since like 1995 I’m old skool hatin Tom guy
(T)- o shit… hey let’s all say sum dirty words EVERY1 SAY FUCK (fuck)… EVERYONE SAY SHIT (shit)… EVERY1 SAY DICK (dick)… everyone say Mark’s an asshole (Mark’s an asshole)
(M)- every1 say, every1 say we hate Mark (we hate Mark) YEA!
(T)- hey now let’s do this one every1 say FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK!! (fuck fuck shit fuck), That’s the kinda words you should b usin at home kids….
(M)- That’s right
(T)- What do we do now?
(M)- I want everyone to call me an asshole again
(T)- What's up I like your hair, it very nice
(M)- You like his hair o that’s cool he prolly appreciates that a lot
(T)- no I wanted to say I liked his butt but I thought that was too forward, ya know
(M)- Hey this next songs for all the ladies in the HEZOWS….It’s for all the ladies in the
(T)- Hey Mark
(M- in the HEOWAOWZOWWS!!…
(T)- Hey Mark, shut the fuck up
(M)- it’s for all the ladies in the HEYOWZEOAOWS!! weeeee…..hey ya know what hang on, I wanna make this like a big golf...
(T)- ::BURPS:: excuse me
(M)- excuse Tom
(T)- Sorry
(M)- I wanna make this like a big golf tournament everyone shut up, everyone jus clap like it’s a golf tournament (crowd claps)
(T)- That’s what it sound like when I get done having sex…15,000 people cheerin me on, I COULD TAKE ALL OF U IN MY BED RIGHT FUCKIN NOW!!! But you're not invited Mark… You have got giant boobs and I doubt your 18,do u have a note from your mom? I wanna meet your mom
(M)- HEY PUT THOSE 13 YEAR OLD BOOBS AWAY! If I wanted to c 13 year old boobs I’d hang out by the junior high like my dad does
(T)- hey ya know what I learned in 5th grade?
(M)- What, your dad has a bent wiener?
(T)- My dad’s wiener was bigger than mine then and.. still is…
(M)- I want everyone here 2 scream, fuck you Tom we fuckin hate you your gonna burn in hell and die a horrible fiery death cause we think you’re a stupid piece of shit (crowd repeats)
(T)- I heard that
(M)- Thanx
(T)- Wanna give me your shirt? This smells like blood and ficeses… dinner time…hey what does this say here…
(M)- It smells like blood and ficeses so it’s your dad's shirt?
(T)- Hey just like any other band we believe in a safe form of sex don’t we Mark? That we do, so Mark’s gonna tell you about how safe we are
(M)- Lemme tell you about the safest form of sex it’s when u get super, drunk, drunk and u have sex with like 10 people totally unprotected and u do intervenes drugs at the same time… no that’s not true
(T)- Not true u gotta carry a weapon…. How many of you guys have girlfriends and how many of your girlfriends have guy friends? I hope your not having sex
(M)- And more importantly how many of your girlfriends have girlfriends?
(T)- Cause we believe in the love that exists between two vaginas
(M)- The most special love of all is the love that exists between two naked women while I watch
(T)- We need her to put her shirt back on
(M)- Please
(T)- It just took away my boner, my boner jus died, I had one and now it’s gone
(M)- Please I saw your boobs and my wiener ran away…. Hey hey hey hang on every1 seriously I need your attention for a second please I think somebody lost a contact down here so, every1 look around a contact lens, somebody lost a contact lens, so could
(T)- I lost my virginity
(M)- Keep an eye out for it
(T)- I lost a testicle, hey what if testicles were things you could lose on an everyday bases that’d suck, u only got 3… Hey I gotta go pee pee
(M)- Wanna go pee and I’ll talk to the kids for a second
(T)- Do u think you could talk for enough time?
(M)- No uh-uh
(T)- Why don’t you gather your thoughts…
(M)- Why don’t you wet your pants and we’ll call it even
(T)- Should I jus piss in my pants right here? If u guys alllll each pitch in a dollar each I’ll piss my pants right here and now, that should make me about 200 dollars maybe
(M)- I’ll give u 300 dollars to piss your pants right now
(T)- I’ll give you 400 bucks to eat my shit
(M)- SOLD!!!
(T)- SOLD!!!…. apparently there’s a kid that’s hurt right now, I think they’re helping him out right now, looks like there right there
(M)- Make a hole people, make a hole
(T)- All you people over there make way for the hurt kid, and bring me their wallet
(M)- I wish now, ya know lemme tell you guys sumthing…
(T)- I’m gay
(M)- There’s thousands and thousands of people here today there’s like semis and fuckin buses and multiple bands and all kinds of shit and I wish now I would of taken Bass lessons
(T)- So do I, I wish he did to
(M)- sorry, sorry… I’m thinking next year for Christmas I’m gonna ask for lessons
(T) ::Singing:: I know a guy, he has sex with his sister, he used his dick to pop her 4 foot blister and I know it’s not that kool, he fucked her in my swimming pool, he’s got 3 testicles and he, he loves to uh…. Do shit… FUCK YEA!!!!… hey how come every time we say a joke it has to be about fuck and sex masturbation and sex or anything gross like that ya know
(M)- Is there anything else in the world?
(T)- There’s nothing else to talk about
(M)- Hey can you help that little girl outta there she’s like not having so much fun right now hey
(T)- uh excuse me security guard sir
(M)- The one right in front of you yea
(T)- That girl right there needs to come out… if you’re a small person the front is not the best view, and if u uh hate sing shitty bands any of this is not a good view, this whole everything, everything here… Mark’s middle name is uh Rebecca, they thought he was
(M)- That’s right, that’s right my middle name is Rebecca cause my dad wanted a girl, he treats me like one
(T)- I still have to go pee and I’m holding it in still, but I’ll piss my pants for money, I’ll eat a nugget of my own poop for 20 bucks, I’ll pay u 20 bucks and I’ll eat it
(M)- You shave your ass
(T)- You have hair on nothing but your balls, hey did u guys know that Mark has no hair on his whole body but a fuckin wolverine growin in his pants I swear to god, it’s got teeth and shit
(M)- It’s true
(T)- He’s got a scary looking penis
(M)- It’s true, I need your tax deductible donations to the shave Mark balls program
(T)- It’s a charity kids
(M)- Send what u can, donate your time
(T)- You guys think we’re touring for our own no, this is a charity tour for Mark’s balls
(M)- We’re tryin to raise enough money to shave my nuts, please give generously
(T)- There’s no metal strong enough to be the teeth on any kind of electric shaver… What do we do now, o I need a new guitar
(M)- We need a new guitar, we need a new guitarist, anyone out there know how to play guitar? yea right there
(T)- Does anyone know how to play guitar cause… I’m not very good, people don’t really respect me
(M)- If I was a girl every time I went to the gynecologist I’d fake an orgasm
(T)- Bad kids
(M)- Bad Christmas spirit
(T)- Bad Christmas spirit
(M)- Hey ok I need light now
(T)- we’re gonna point out every kid that didn’t sing
(M)- Santa Clause is gonna come to your house and shit under all your trees
(T)- Santa clause is gonna come rape your dog… o god ya know wut, I’m kind of ashamed of being myself today and yesterday, and the day before that, not really proud of who I am and how I look, ever have one of those days where u don’t even like what you're wearing ya know don’t like how your hair looks and kinda bummed about how your penis is so small and bent and weird…that’s the ugliest butt that I have ever seen, LET’S HEAR IT FOR NOT WHIPPING!! Stupid butt whiping dude brings down the rain forest, ok this is a song I wrote
(M)- That guy has a science fair project up his ass
(T)- What heads up 7UP? Alright everyone close their eyes and if I come by and stick my finger in your butt you’re the one…. I think Satan has a couple of comments
(S)- Well kids it’s been a really fun show and I want you all to know that we will come back soon, but before I go I wanna say that I think Tom is extremely good looking and all the girls out there should think he’s good looking, Tom has one of the best butts that I have ever seen, shimmy shimmy coco puff shimmy shimmy right shimmy shimmy coco puffs, does anybody here wanna sleep with me I’m really a nice guy, it’s really not Satan
(T)- It’s me, it’s not Satan let’s all be happy he’s not here say FUCK SATAN(fuck Satan), alright hey I’m out of jokes and out of songs I think we’re done
11:12 192 15,39 ˆ0.10