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The Great Burrito Extortion Case, Bowling For Soup
The Great Burrito Extortion Case
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Release date:

2006

 
Duration: 66:43  
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1
Epiphany Lyrics
Stop before you get me started
maybe i'll just go
I'm not exactly broken hearted, but I think you already know
That there's more to the story than I'm givin up
Maybe I should just grow up

There's a picture of a girl somewhere that fits this empty frame
and there's a song here somewhere with a happier refrain
It came to me, think they call it an Epiphany, man that's a big word

All I ever wanted was a little extra ordinary
Somewhat documented and depicted in this book of memories
That's as empty as a broken glass, or gas tank in my car
If you can here me now
come out come out, wherever you are

I try hard not to remember, I wish I could forget
thoughts of you in syndication
Just like the time I met Joan Jett
at a Grammy party on a Saturday night after you and me had a big fight

There's a picture of a boy somewhere that fits your empty frame
I tried switching the station but the song remains the same
it came to me, think they call it an Epiphany
That line was lame

All I ever wanted was a little extra ordinary
Somewhat documented and depicted in this book of memories
That's as empty as a broken glass, or gas tank in my car
If you can here me now
come out come out, wherever you are

Are you still at home?
or did you go to Rome?
I swear I think I saw you on some Italian movie
showing on the plane, I couldn't read your name
Subtitles don't work on credits, man that's a shame
and it's a shame bout me and you
No one to blame but, you

All I ever wanted was a little extra ordinary somewhat documented, and depicted in this book of memories
All I ever wanted was a little extra ordinary somewhat documented, and depicted in this book of memories
If you can hear me now
If you can hear him now
If you can hear me now
come out come out wherever you are
wherever you are
I think they call it an Epiphany
04:10 256 7,45 ˆ0.10
2
High School Never Ends Lyrics
Four years, you think for sure
That's all you've got to endure
All the total dicks, all the stuck-up chicks
So superficial, so immature

Then when you graduate
You take a look around and you say, "Hey wait!"
This is the same as where I just came from
I thought it was over
Oh, that's just great

The whole damed world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed,
And who's having sex
Who's got the money
Who gets the honeys
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess

And you still don't have the right look
And you don't have the right friends
Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends
High school never ends

check out the popular kids
You'll never guess what Jessica did
How did Mary-Kate lose all that weight?
And Katie had a baby so I guess Tom's straight

And the only thing that matters
Is climbing up that social ladder
Still care about your hair and the car you drive
Doesn't matter if you're sixty or thirty-five

Reese Witherspoon, she's the prom queen
Bill Gates, captian of the chess team
Jack Black, a clown
Brad Pitt, the quarterback
Seen it all before
I want my money back!

The whole damed world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed,
And who's having sex
Who's in the club
And whos on the drugs
Who's throwing up before they digest

And you still don't have the right look
And you don't have the right friends
And you still listen to the same you did back then
High school never ends

High school never ends


The whole damed world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed,
And who's having sex
Who's got the money
Whoo gets the honeys
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess

And I still don't have the right look
And I still have the same three friends
And I'm pretty much the same as I was back then
High school never ends

High school never ends
High school never ends

Here we go again...
03:30 256 6,05 ˆ0.10
3
Val Kilmer Lyrics
I always thought my movie
would be a comedy
not quite the tragedy that its become
more slapstick than chickflick
more Caddyshack than Breakfast At Tiffany's

So, thank me at the podium for a lifetime of contribution
turn on the cameras
someone cue the extras
hair and makeup to the set

because the big screen's callin
final casting call
its your big shot baby your the next big star
of another stupid movie 'bout a guy with a broken heart
who's fallin apart
your headed for the cutting room floor
and in the sequel honey i'm the guy who gets the girl

so if you miss my movie
get the DVD
check out the chemistry
between you and me
less Raising Arizona
more Steel Magnolias
so when you walk down that red carpet
I hope you trip and fall
I hope someone squirts you with a watergun
a super soaker filled with pee

because the big screen's callin
final casting call
its your big shot baby your the next big star
of another stupid movie about a guy with a broken heart
who's fallin apart
your headed for the cutting room floor
and in the sequel honey i'm the guy who gets the girl

all apologies
to Kevin Costner and that chick from Monster
give me Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, Belushi and even Val Kilmer
he was funny in 'Real Genius'

~Greg~
What about 'Top Gun'?
~Jaret~
No, 'Top Gun' wasn't funny
~Greg~
Whatever

top secret was funny too
But he sucked as Batman


because the big screen's callin
final casting call
of another stupid movie about a guy with a broken heart
who's fallin apart
your headed for the cutting room floor
and in the sequel honey i'm the guy who gets the girl
03:31 256 6,11 ˆ0.10
4
I'm Gay Lyrics 03:26 272 6,41 ˆ0.10
5
Why Don't I Miss You? Lyrics 03:48 240 6,40 ˆ0.10
6
A Friendly Goodbye Lyrics
I can lay it on real thick but I know how you don’t like to get bogged down
With anything ‘bout us and our kick ass true love tale
Sorry I swore just then cause I know, you hate it
And by the way that cake you baked me, really sucked, but I ate it

Chorus
Cause I loved you even more that you could ever imagine
Here’s a friendly goodbye
5,6,7
Ain’t that a “b” with an itch, ain’t that a mother trucker
You can go to h-e-double hockey sticks and f yourself
Cause I’m flippin’ gosh darn sick of all the “s” words you put me through
So f-u
f-u

I can hang it out to dry cause I know how you like all your laundry neat
And not just thrown around like a chain saw in need of juggling
Sorry I flipped you off cause I know, that you hate it
And that homemade porn I said that I erased, well I saved it

Chorus Repeat

I’ll send you a post card that says, I’m glad you’re not here
I’ll buy you a t-shirt, but I'll use it to wipe up the beer
That I spilled while I was spilling my guts to my friends about you
And I really don’t have anything else nice to say

Chorus Repeat
03:28 256 6,24 ˆ0.10
7
Luckiest Loser Lyrics
VERSE 1
Man your really one heck of a guy
best friend since junior high
you showed me Playboy for the very first time
that was rad
We saw Bon Jovi we sat in the front row
I pierced your ear right before the show
we stole your brother's beer and he didn't know


1ST CHORUS
Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun
did you fall in love or did you just want to get some
that girl is crazy she's a lo-co-motion
i know you know she used to be my girl
you better run for cover
cause she's tickin like a time bomb
and did i mention that youbothsuck.com
now your stuck with her
like Mellencamp is stuck with cougar.
I guess that makes me the LUCKIEST LOSER

VERSE 2
I met her at a kegger past out in the yard
gettin in her pants wasn't really that hard
6 months later she crashed my car
that was rad
she's got a glow from her spray on tan
marilyn manson is her favorite band
I really think she might worship Satan, not a fan

2ND CHORUS
Your new boyfriend is a son of a gun
did you fall in love or did you just want to get some
that girl is crazy she's a lo-co-motion
i know you know she used to be my girl
you should run for cover
cause she's tickin like a time bomb
and did i mention that youbothsuck.com
now she's stuck with you
like a frat guy with a bad tattoo
like celebrity golf with Alice Cooper
Guess that makes me the Luckiest Loser

BRIDGE
Mel Gibson, Danny Glover you deserve each other
I'll leave the weapon when you take her home to
meet your mother
She was a superstar, back seat of my car
those days are over, now the night goes on yeah

3RD CHORUS
Your new girlfriend is a son of a gun
did you fall in love or did you just want to get some
that girl is crazy she's a lo-co-motion
i know you know she used to be my girl
you better run for cover
cause she's tickin like a time bomb
and did i mention that youbothsuck.com
now your stuck with her
like Mellencamp is stuck with cougar
like number two on a pooper scooper
I guess that makes me the LUCKIEST LOSER
03:47 256 6,81 ˆ0.10
8
Love Sick Stomach Ache (Sugar Coated Accident) Lyrics
I woke up today.
That was my first mistake.
Woulda been better off
In the middle of a dream
I was having bout a brighter day.
Yesterday, I gave my heart away.
By the middle of the day,
You could search for a sucker
and buy it now on eBay.

[Chorus 1]
Hold your head up and face the day.
Seems like everybody's got a way
to say "I'm doing OK."
I'm OK as long as you're happy-
Without me.
Without my hand- to hold.
Without my jacket- to keep you warm when you're cold.
Oh yeah you're cold.
Popsicle loving, pie crusts,
Promises, ice cream kisses
That I'm really gonna miss you.
Smithsonian, peppermint,
Sugar coated accident, empty locker, cavity,
And now we're just history.
And this is all I ever wanted.
I can take the heartbreak.
Can I get something for my lovesick stomach ache?
I threw up today.
I kinda sorta prayed
To go back in time and rewrite these lines
But I'll settle for a Bloody Mary.
"What's that?" you say.
You say you're not so OK.
Looin down from the top of a 30-foot drop.
That's exactly what you wanted.

[Chorus 2]
Hold your head up and face the day.
Seems like yesterday you got your way.
But I am doing OK.
What's that you say?
You say you're not really happy without me.
Without my hand- to hold.
Without my jacket
To keep you warm when you're cold.
This is all I ever wanted.
I can take the heartbreak.
Can I get something for my lovesick stomach ache?
And this is much more than I needed.
(Can I have some Ginger Ale?)
I feel the agony of the defeated.
(Tell her she can go to hell.)
And if you really wanna make me feel better
Just don't let her take the sweater
I was wearing when I met her
Cause I know she's gonna say it was hers.
But it's mine. That shit is mine.

Popsicle loving, pie crusts,
Promises, ice cream kisses
That I'm really gonna miss you.
Smithsonian, peppermint,
Sugar coated accident, empty locker,
Cavity, and now we're just history. [x3]
04:06 256 7,22 ˆ0.10
9
Much More Beautiful Person Lyrics
Julie has a dad that might as well be dead
a case a day habit and 3 other kids
and she's a much more beautiful person than he'll ever know
she hates the world at least the one outside
she's a myspace kid livin a virtual life and she's a much more beautiful person than she'll ever know

close your eyes and let time tick by
in this life its ok to cry sometimes
it can be hard to see when its right in front of you
your gonna smile sometime
and worlds will collide
I know your tired of waiting
when your through with hatin
you'll be a much more beautiful person
and now you know

Danny can't help but feelin alone
walkin the halls with his head hung low
but he's a much more beautiful person than he could know
high school kids can be so nasty
in a cut throat war for popularity
a much more beautiful person than he'll ever know

close your eyes and let time tick by
in this life its ok to cry sometimes
it can be hard to see when its right in front of you
your gonna smile sometime
and worlds will collide
I know your tired of waiting
when your through with hatin
you'll be a much more beautiful person
and now you know

and you don't feel so lucky
but I see so many things in you
believe me I know just what your going through
so stand up and take a bow
hold you head high don't ever let them get you down
its all about you and its long overdue

your gonna smile sometime
and worlds will collide
I know your tired of waiting
when your through with hatin

your gonna smile sometime
and worlds will collide
I know your tired of waiting
when your through with hatin
you'll be a much more beautiful person
you'll be a much more beautiful person
you'll be a much more beautiful person
and now you know
and now you know
03:24 256 6,21 ˆ0.10
10
Friends Like You Lyrics
Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
Friends like you!

You know ya left the window open
And now the cat is gone
And my girlfriend says
you're really sweet what the hell is going on?
You never gave me back my leather jacket
And now it's out of style
And I warned you that that instance
Would set my house on fire

Now i'm not going to beat you up
Or drag you through the mud
I just want all my CD's back
In the cases with the hard work still intact
Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
When friends like You-o-o-ou
Who needs friends?

Like when the guy put you in Reno,
Had a lawyer for a dad.
He got ours mixed up and sued my ass.
Man that was really cool
Of you to fix me up with a girl from work
That used to be a guy
When you lost all my money on the superbowl
It made me WANT TO CRY!
I'm not going to beat you up
or drag you through the mud
When the pending file sharing suit goes down
And why'd you need
The whole Metallica catalog anyway?
We haven't liked them for ten years.
We like the Queers, we like beers
Stuck with Van Halen through the shitty years.
Now its over
YEAH!

You know ya left the back door open
AND NOW THE DOG IS GONE
And my girlfriend says you're really sweet
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
And you never gave me back
My leather jacket and now it's outta style
I should have beat you
With your burkenstock
When you set my house on fire!
FRIENDS LIKE YOU!
Who needs friends?
Friends like you!
Who needs friends?
When friends like you-o-o-ou
Like you-o-ou who needs friends?
02:30 256 4,33 ˆ0.10
11
When We Die Lyrics
I know that it's early
and it's too hard to think
and the broken empty bottles, a reminder in the sink
but I thought that I should tell you
if it's not too late to say
I can put back all the pieces
they just might not fit the same

there's nothing worth losing
especially the chance to make it right
and I know that we're gonna be fine
and the tattooed mistakes are gonna fade over time
as long as we live and time passes by
and we won't get it back when we die

I know it's been years now
and I don't look the same
and the hopes and dreams you had for me you thought went down the drain
and the room looks so empty where my pictures used to be
and I can't say that I blame you
but you can't blame me

there's nothing worth losing
especially the chance to make it right
and I know that we're gonna be fine
and the tattooed mistakes are gonna fade over time
as long as we live and time passes by
and we won't get it back when we die

Come over come over 'cause I gotta know
if I am doing this all on my own
come over come over how can I tell you if you're not here?
and I know that we're gonna be fine
and the tattooed mistakes are gonna fade over time
as long as we live and time passes by
and we won't get it back when we die

and I know that we're gonna be fine
and the tattooed mistakes are gonna fade over time
as long as we live and time passes by
we won't get it back when we die

come over come over whoa-oh-oh
come over come over whoa-oh-oh
come over come over

I gotta know
won't get it back when we die
I know that it's early
04:14 240 6,81 ˆ0.10
12
99 Biker Friends Lyrics
Such a big man, such a little chick.
I think it all goes back to your tiny
Pick-up truck in the driveway,
With a sticker on the window
"Rest in Peace Number 3".
Tell all your friends
How you put her in her place.
7 pounds of makeup
Just to hide her beat up face.
Such a pretty face.

[Chorus:]
It takes a tough man to slap her around.
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down.
She's wearing shades
Behind the tinted glass.
And I've got 99 biker friends
That wanna kick your ass.

Tell her that you're sorry.
Blame it on the beer.
Your dad was mean to you.
Your friends think you're an asshole
And I do too.
Over compensating for your small shoes.
Taking her away, but you won't say when.
Hold her in your arms,
Tell her this won't happen again.
When will this end? Well

[Chorus]

I wish Bruce Lee was here right now
With his trusty nun-chucks
Chuck Norris is still alive,
So let's call up Walker, Texas Ranger,
All the dudes from "Danger, Danger".
Let's get the A-Team,
50 Cent with his bling-bling,
And a couple of prison guards.

[Chorus]

Start running now.
We're gonna kick your ass!
03:15 272 5,98 ˆ0.10
13
Don't Let It Be Love Lyrics 03:26 240 5,67 ˆ0.10
14
If You Come Back To Me Lyrics 20:12 208 28,89 ˆ0.10