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The Complete Masterworks, Tenacious D
The Complete Masterworks
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Release date:

2003

 
Duration: 62:30  
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1
Program Start Lyrics 00:43 192 1,01 ą0.10
2
Flash Lyrics
Flash!
Ah-Ha!
Master of the Universe!
Flash!
Ah-Ha!
King of the Impossible!

Just a man
With a Man's courage
He knows
Nothing but a man
He can never fear
No one but the pure of heart
Can find the fucking Holy Grail
Oh, Fucking Flash!

Flash!
Ah-Ha!
He's a Miracle!
01:45 192 2,42 ą0.10
3
Wonderboy Lyrics
High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds,
There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly.
Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck.
Yeah, yeah.
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?

[spoken]
Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman, archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy. What powers you ask? I dunno how 'bout the power of flight? That do anything for ya? That's levitation, holmes. How 'bout the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away... with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle. How 'bout the power to move you?

[sung]
History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman,
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goo.
A secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold,
And blasting forth with three-part harmony, yeow!
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man?

[spoken]
Well, Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces; they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen, and they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right,
[sung]
Me! And KG!
KG [spoken]: That's me.
[sung]
What? No! Tenacious D!
Come fly with me, fly!

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power?
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck man,
Oh!
[spoken]
Take my hand!
Young Nastyman, and we'll fly!
Bring out your broadsword.
There's the hydra.
Slice his throat!
And grab his scroat.
You take the high road,
I'll take the low.
There, at the crevasse,
Fill it with your mighty juice.
06:57 192 9,53 ą0.10
4
Explosivo Lyrics
Climb upon my faithful steed,
Then we gonna ride,
gonna smoke some weed.
Climb upon my big-ass steed,
And ride, ride, ride.

Eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee,
What's the name of the song,
Explosivo!
Don't know what it's about,
But it's good to go.
What's the name of my girlfriend
I don't know,
But she's built like the shit
And she's good to go, go,
She's good to go,
She's good to go.

We are fuelled by Satan,
Yes we're schooled by Satan.
Fuelled by Satan!
Writin' those tasty riffs
just as fast as we can.
Schooled by Satan!

We were the inventors
of the cosmic astral code.
We've come to blow you away,
We've come to blow your nose.
We've come to fuckin' blow,
We've come to blow the show.
We've come to fuckin' blow,
You know it, you know it!

Eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eee-eee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee-eeeee,
What's the name of the song,
Explosivo!
Don't know what it's about
But it's good to riddle-ah!

[spoken]
I am not one of you. I come from an ancient time. I am known as The Kicker of Elves. I am also known as The Angel Crusher!

Explosivo.
04:02 192 5,55 ą0.10
5
Medley Lyrics 04:30 192 6,18 ą0.10
6
Karate Lyrics
With karate Iíll kick your ass
Here to Tiennamen Square.
Oh yeah, muthafucka,
Iím Ďonna kick your fuckiní derriere.
You broke the rules,
Now Iíll pull out all your pubic hair,
You muthafucka.
You muthafucka.

Kyle betrayed me
And then he lied tried to hide
And I died deep inside
And you know the reason why.

Iím Ďonna kick your ass
From here to right over there.
Oh yeah muthafucka,
Iím Ďonna kick your fuckiní derriere.
You broke the rules,
Now Iíll pull out all your pubic hair,
You muthafucka.
You muthafucka.
02:13 192 3,03 ą0.10
7
Kyle Quit The Band Lyrics
Last week, Kyle quit the band,
Now weíre back together, uh.
Misunderstanding, didnít understand.
It doesnít matter, now weíre back together again.
A-la la la la la.
Couldnít split up Kato and Nash. [thatís true]
Couldnít split up Tango and Cash.
Thatís also true!
This is our song of exultant joy because
We only came to kick some ass.
Rock the fuckiní house and kick some ass.
What we gonna do with all the cash?
Smoke hash, and then we thrash.
Weíll throw a big olí bash yíall.
And everyone is invited to the bash.
And everyone youíre all invited to the bash!
Címon Kyle, one time címon!
[skat]
02:01 192 2,78 ą0.10
8
Friendship Lyrics
Friendship is rare,
Do you know what Iím sayiní to you?
Friendship is rare.
My derriere,
When you find out much later
That they donít really care.
Itís rare to me, canít you see?
Itís rare to me, canít you see?

Oh shit thereís a bear,
Could you hand me that shotgun buddy,
Also that chair?
Weíre fighting a bear
Now your lifeís in grave danger
And you donít even care.
Itís rare to me, canít you see?
Itís rare to me, canít you see?
Itís rare to me,
Say a prayer for me,
ĎCause itís rare to be
In Tenacious D.

Friends will be friends
Theyíre running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band,
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end.
Long-as-thereís-a-record-deal-weíll-always-be-friends!
Long-as-thereís-a-record-deal-weíll-always-be-friends!

Friends will be friends
Theyíre running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band,
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end.
Long-as-thereís-a-record-deal-weíll-always-be-friends!
Long as thereís a record deal weíll always be friends, yeah
02:11 192 3,00 ą0.10
9
Kielbasa Lyrics
The ripples crawl into the past as easily as they travel forward
Across the mast to seduce the sails which sway above an anchor
Into the ocean of your yearning blue and vast and unrestrained
It's here not there that they reside unsettling what's remained unsettling what's remained

I will not speak of love with words that sting or fertilise flowers
I do not wish to flatter or to sling uneasy arrows at flesh harbours
Where swims the ache of eternity bedridden but never sleeping
Cause it's here where all the hope hides out to listen to the ancient beating to listen to the ancient beating

I watch a bottle tangle with a girl made out of paper
It all happened so fast I and in the pitch black I didn't see him rape her
But I found her ripped and soaking the bottle staggered off confused
The shattered himself against a post After whistling John Trains Blues After whistling John Trains Blues

I changed when you died and I never returned. It rained around my eyes
We painted and paraded our memories and planted yew in the hillsides
From the cracks in your bone grew a grey stone and now I visit you instead
Your cowboy dreams are gold dust gathering in the fountains of my head in the fountains of my head

When the firing squad of loneliness discharges in the darkness
A child will rip at the grass to teach his new found tongue a question
Between my head and my boots I take and blend all these colours of the rainbow
And the ladders in my eyes extend into what I do not know into what I do not know
02:44 192 3,74 ą0.10
10
Dio Lyrics
Dio has rocked for a long, long time,
Now it's time for him to pass the torch.
He has songs of wildebeests and angels,
He has soared on the wings of a demon.

It's time to pass the torch,
You're too old to rock, no more rockin' for you.
We're takin' you to a home,
But we will sing a song about you.

And we will make sure that you're very well taken care of.
You'll tell us secrets that you've learned. Raow!
Your sauce will mix with ours,
And we'll make a good goulash baby.
Dio, time to go!
You must give your cape and scepter to me.
And a smaller one for KG.
Go! Go! Dio! Dio!
02:29 192 3,40 ą0.10
11
The Road Lyrics
The road is fuckiní hard,
The road is fuckiní tough-ah,
Thereís no question that-eh
It is rough, rough stuff.
Itís the fuckiní road my friend
But itís the only road I know.
When Iím lunchiní on a tasty boosh
Right after the show.
You g-go go go!

The road is fuckiní hard,
Itís also really fuckiní tough,
Thereís no question that
It donít take no guff.
The road is a be-a-itch my friend
But itís the only fuckiní road I know,
When Iím snackiní on a tasty boosh
Right after the show.
You g-go go go!

I met a tasty baby in Michigan.
We screwed two times then I left.
Sometimes I think of my baby in Michigan.
Why canít I stay in one place
For more than two days.
Why?!
Because Iím talkiní about the road. (5X)
Road!
03:22 192 4,64 ą0.10
12
The Cosmic Shame Lyrics 09:19 192 12,78 ą0.10
13
Fuck Her Gently Lyrics
I was sullen and full of dread
Blackbirds circled above my head
And the rain dripped into my bed
From a hole in the foreign sky

And I was then visited by a child
Who entered my room and stood by my side
And as she told me I was too unkind, she sighed,
"I'm afraid there's no time to say goodbye"

She left me then, she left me scared
And through a keyhole she disappeared
And my eyes grew heavy with tears
That burned until they closed

The condemned can sing along
Come on, I'll be singing all night long
Oh, how I regret that I've done wrong
Oh, how I regret that I've done wrong
Oh, how I regret that I've done wrong
That I have done wrong
That I have done wrong
02:48 192 3,86 ą0.10
14
Tribute Lyrics
[spoken]
This is the greatest and best song in the world... Tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here, we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road. All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
[sung]
"Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your soul." [soul]
[spoken]
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
[sung]
And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his schwumpy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Song in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Greatest Song in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was The Greatest Song in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' song the greatest song in the world.
[2-part skat]
[spoken]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends: the song we sang on that fateful night it didn't actually sound anything like this song.
[sung]
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe me!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.
[skat]
All right! All right!
05:57 192 8,16 ą0.10
15
Rock Your Socks Lyrics
There's no time left for lies
The dust can't hover for long
So you try and take your time
Because it's had you all along

You clutch the thin air and try not to swoon
You touch the mirror and reach for a towel
The sun pours gold into the room
And it leaves a sick taste in your mouth

You heard the lovers sing "Auld Lang Syne"
As the dancers bruised their feet
And you thought How come my lips taste like wine
When theirs look like champagne?

Now there's no time left for lies
You dowse the fire and nurse the dark
And bend your elbow one more time
To kill the lights and stab the clock

It's a new year
And you don't look your age
And everyone seems so happy celebrating
Winter this way

What time does it end
And when can I go
Get into that car
And drive through the snow?
04:25 192 6,06 ą0.10
16
Double Team Lyrics
[spoken]
Damn, a hard dayís rockiní. Better slip off ma shoes. Maybe give a little stretch, and a bend. Dip mítoe to jacuzzi, baby. Slip out this book: The Buttress of Windsor. Ho ho ho, whoís this? Howís it goiní?
[sung]
Thatís the first thiní I say to you.
Howís it goiní? Are you flowiní?
Listen honey,
Thinkiní Ďbout a couple things to say to you,
Showiní, growiní,
Man Iíd like to place my hand
upon your fuckiní sexy ass and squeeze.
And squeeze!

Take off your blouse,
And your underpants,
Then take a look,
ĎCause here me and KG come naked,
Out of the side-hatch,
With the oils and perfume and incense.
Now youíre grooviní,
Put on a cool Ď70s groove.
A funky groove to fuck to.
A funky groove to fuck to.

Me, me and KG,
Itís all about sex supreme,
We likes to cream jeans. [sex]
Have you ever been worked on
By two guys who are hot for your snatch? [sex]
Thatís what Iím offeriní you.
You step into our room,
And then you smell the perfume,
You lay upon our roundish bed,
And then you feel a tickling on your head.
Itís KG with the feather and the French tickler,
Look out baby he got the tools.
And then you feel sumpiní down by your feet.
Itís me, itís JB, Iím suckiní upon your toes.

We donít mind sucking on toes!
Good luck finding a boyfriend who sucks toe, ow!
Haviní sex with me and KG,
Now youíre talkiní double team supreme.

Letís roll!
Oh!
[2-part]: Ahh, oh!

What! Yeah! Huh! Nah! Oh!
Ah, thatís it, thatís right, ohmygah, oh-I-think-Iím-gonna, Ohh!
Deht! Deht! Eeee!
ÖSplooge!

[spoken]
That was the one.


KG: Hail Satan!
JB: Hail Satan!
KG: Hail Satan!
JB: Hail Satan!
07:12 192 9,87 ą0.10