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How to Meet Girls, Nerf Herder
How To Meet Girls
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2000

 
Duration: 31:46  
Size, Mb: 43,71  
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1
Vivian Lyrics
Electronic drums and synthesizers
And killer haircuts and black eyeliner
we'll start a new wave band
and then i'll make you mine
You'll play the keyboard
And everything will be alright

We'll show the sociees
We'll show the jocks
we'll show the heshers
we can't be stop

come on
Vivian put your glasses on
yeah you've gone away to med school
and i've gone out of my mind

flock of seagulls
really bust it out
hazey fantazy
made all of the kids shout
we've got a microphone
and it's made out of plastic
we've got a show tonight
It's gonna be classic

We'll take on the world and MTV
we'll rock the math club
Christmas party

come on

Vivian put your glasses on
yeah you've gone away to med school
and i've gone out of my mind

put em on, put em on, put em on, put em on, put em on, put em on, put em on

put em on, put em on, put em on, put em on, put em on, put em on, put em on

COME ON!

Vivian put your glasses on
yeah you've gone away to med school
and i've gone out of my mind
02:46 192 3,81 0.10
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Courtney Lyrics 02:47 192 3,82 0.10
3
Lamer Than Lame Lyrics
I don't understand,
Why a girl defines herself by her man,
And I don't think that you believe,
Something so self depreciating
And I can't help but blame society,
When they say that you should try to see,
From the male point of view,
Well what's it mean to you?

Anti feminist chic?
You know I don't buy into that shit,
You say you don't wanna be clich?,
But the housewife role's been played,
And you excuse low self esteem,
With that sexist male routine,
And say, "fuck you, fuck you, fuck you,
I'm not PC."

I don't think it's ok,
To say that something bad is gay,
To infer there's something's wrong,
With that sexuality,
And I don't think it's funny,
When you joke about race or sex or money,
But determined to offend,
Well you defend it when you say,

"Fuck you I'm not PC,"
Well is that all that you can see?
If it's down to black and white,
Then I'll do what I think's right,
And if caring about my friends,
Is just conforming to a trend,
Well then fuck you, fuck you, fuck you,
I'm not PC.
03:37 192 4,97 0.10
4
Feeling Bad Lyrics
Met a girl at the movies
She was so beautiful
She was the one for me
So I asked her if I could call her at home
She said "No thanks just give me my popcorn"
So I followed her into the theater
And found a seat that was right behind her
Smelled her hair, smelled her sweater
And then I touched myself

Feeling bad about myself again
Feeling bad oh yeah
Feeling bad about myself again today

At the school, at the rock show
At the rollercade, everywhere I go
People are smiling
Iits always been the same
They're wearin' groovy clothes
Check me out I'm lame
Paid for a membership down at the local gym
Tired of getting dumped, let's get really pumped
Thought I'd look like Henry Rollins
But I still look like Phil Collins

Feeling bad about myself again
Girls ignore me in the chat room
Feeling bad about myself again today

We were in Paris
We were up in the Eiffel Tower
We were getting married and all our friends were there
We made love underneath the Parisian moon
But that was just a dream
Just a dream
Just a crazy dream

Feeling bad about myself again
Feeling bad oh yeah
Feeling bad about myself again today
Feeling bad about myself again
First to be the last one picked first
I'm feeling bad today
02:21 192 3,21 0.10
5
Pantera Fans In Love Lyrics
I bleached my hair just like Vince Neil
Then you made me cut it like James Hetfield
We're gonna put an end to alternative rock
We'll find a way to make the Cranberries stop
We went to Sears for pictures at Christmastime
But they wouldn't let us make the metal sign
No they wouldn't let us make the metal sign

I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese
It's hard to eat when you're headbanging
Makin' out in the middle of the pit
How come Slayer doesn't sing about this
If anything comes between you and me
Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet
We are Pantera fans in love

What's with these punk rock nerds, they can't even sing
I wish we'd never heard of The Offspring
A candlelit dinner, now we're holding hands
I taught you how to draw your first pentagram
We went miniature golfing but we didn't get far
Because we used the clubs to play air guitar
Oh we used the clubs to play air guitar now

I'll bring the wine you bring the bread and cheese
It's hard to eat when you're headbanging
Makin' out in the middle of the pit
How come Slayer doesn't sing about this
If anything comes between you and me
Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet
We are Pantera fans in love
We are we are Pantera fans in love

We saw Ozzy on our first date
Our special song is Crazy Train
Makin' out in the middle of the pit
How come Slayer doesn't sing about this
If anything comes between you and me
Then heavy metal heaven, that's where we'll meet
We are Metallica fans
We are Megadeth fans
We are Manowar fans in love
We are Pantera fans in love
03:21 192 4,58 0.10
6
5000 Ways To Die Lyrics
There must be 5000 ways to die
And each one ends the same way if you try
Your friends all stand around
While they dump you in the ground
And the people who loved you will ask why oh why oh why oh why

And the bastard you hated the most
Will stand up and give you a toast
He'll say "We were such good friends especially near the end"
Then he'll feel up your girlfriend in front of your ghost

So get in your car and drive real fast
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast
Take a bath with a clock radio
Vodka and valium overdose
Have you ever tried?
There must be 5000 ways to die

And if you're very lucky
You'll get your picture in the paper on page three
25 words will summarize how you spent your whole damn life
One day on that page
Next day into the hamster cage

So get in your car and drive real fast
Up in the attic with a shotgun blast
Take a bath with a clock radio
Vodka and valium overdose
All the glamour can be yours with a loaded .44
Have you ever tried?
There must be 5000 ways to die
02:59 192 4,11 0.10
7
She's A Sleestak Lyrics 03:21 192 4,58 0.10
8
Jonathan Lyrics
Straight out of Boston
To reinvent the modern rock and roll
He put down the cigarette and dropped out of B.U.

Too sensitive for this world
Too sensitive for that girl

He could look right through the Cezans
If he had a girlfriend
A g-i-r-l-f-r-e-n
In the astral plane

Too sensitive for this world
Too sensitive for that girl
Please God don't let me end up like Jonathan Richman
Turn the radio off (x4)

He was never called an asshole
As he would walk past the Fenway
Modern girls modern rock and roll
He's straight you're stoned

Too sensitive for this world
Too sensitive for that girl
Please God don't let me end up like Jonathan Richman
Turn the radio off (x4)

Please God don't let me end up like Jonathan
Please God don't let me end up like Jonathan
Please God don't let me end up being like Jonathan Richman
02:20 192 3,20 0.10
9
For You Lyrics
I would hire the A-Team
And I'd crash the General Lee
I'd make cocktails like Tom Cruise
And I'd rollerblade with Corey Feldman for you
I'd do anything for you
Just about anything for you
I'd do anything for you, for you

I'd sing the whole soundtrack to Xanadu
I'd dance like Kevin Bacon in Footloose
I'd catch Pac-Man fever too
I'd lose a case on The People's Court for you
I'd do anything for you
Just about anything for you
I'd do anything for you, for you

And I'd bid too high on The Price Is Right
And I'd sweat to the oldies all night
I'd be depressed like Morrissey
And slayed by Buffy every week
I would do anything for you

I would fight the Karate Kid
And I would get arrested on CHiPs
And I'd get a Michael Bolton tattoo
And I'd change my name to Kenny G for you
I'd do anything for you
Just about anything for you
I'd do anything for you, for you
01:58 192 2,72 0.10
10
Life On Mars Lyrics
Is there life on mars girl
If there is I'd like to go there
Just like Elton John, the Rocketman
He sure bought some fucked up clothes there
I've heard it said that outer space is not the kind of place to raise your kids
But after my life so far here on Earth I sure wish my parents did

I look up to the sky and I pray to the heavens
Won't someone come and take me away
Someone come and take me away
To the stars, to the moon
Please make it soon, oh yeah

The aliens landed in Roswell
And the government hid them so no one could see
It happens every week on the X-Files
So why can't it happen to me

So yes I might miss a couple friends
And summer barbecues on the weekends
Another 40,000 coming every day
So take me away I've got nothing to lose
Nike shoes, black jumpsuits
Shaven heads and purple blankets

Won't someone come and take me away
Someone come and take me away
To the stars, to the moon
Please make it soon, oh yeah

Beam me up
Stray me down
Probe my brain
Cure my boredom

Won't someone come and take me away
Somehow come and take me away
To the stars, to the moon
Just make it soon
Someone come and take me away
Someone come and take me away
03:43 192 5,08 0.10
11
Pervert Lyrics
When you met me at the party you thought I was a nice guy
But you didn't have a clue at what was going on inside
I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance
But all I really wanted was to smell your underpants

I'm a pervert, a pervert
Can't change the way I am
I'm a pervert, a pervert
Don't want to shake my hand

That night you asked me over to watch Hollywood Squares
You left me in your room, I left a stain on your teddy bear
Can you see it in my eyes, can you see it in my smile?
Can you see the way I imagine you doing doggystyle

I'm a pervert, a pervert
I've got sweaty palms
I'm a pervert, a pervert
It just goes on and on
On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on

You called me on the phone, said you wanted to talk
But how could you have known what I was doing with my sock
Say you want to be my girlfriend but will you love me anymore
When you catch me with my polaroid outside the bathroom door

I'm a pervert, a pervert
Can't change the way I am
A pervert, a pervert
Don't want to shake my hand
I'm a pervert, a pervert
I've got sweaty palms
A pervert, a pervert
It just goes on and on
On and on, on and on, on and on, on and on
02:38 192 3,63 0.10